Gordon Gridley out in Florida who has now smeared my good name. What a jerk!
By the way, what guy is 6'0", 178 pounds and has a double chin like that!? That can't be right. He should be also charged with falsifying his weight when he got booked into jail.
I hereby excommunicate you from your name. You have to EARN the right to be GORDON GRIDLEY and you really blew it. Your new name is Paul Hornswallow.