So this last week I pulled in to work to see a guy get out of his BMW. He had a scarf loosely wrapped around his neck and the wind was about to blow it off a couple times. He struggled with it to get it to stay around his leather jacket.
Then I park my car and I see another guy get in to his Range Rover and yes he too is wearing a scarf that is also wrapped just once around his neck and dangling down to his pants. Coincidence? Or are there more effeminate men in SLC than I thought? Scary.
If you're a guy wearing a scarf (and don't want people questioning your manhood), it better be like 40 below and you also better be wearing a coat, gloves, winter hat, boots and covering the scarf inside your bulky coat.
If you're a woman and you have eyes for a guy who is wearing a loose scarf as a fashion accessory, I question the proper linkage in your brain. Because he's very likely the type of guy who would probably leave you for another man. Just sayin.
Stay warm, and Happy New Year.